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The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Kver Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:14 pm

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[18:53] <@Kver> netherlands, amsterdam, rotterdam
[18:53] <@Kver> the hague?
[18:53] <Windofwinter> ahhh
[18:53] <@Kver> commonly albeit incorrectly called holland?
[18:54] <Windofwinter> ohhhhhh ok lol
[18:54] <Windofwinter> bbm
[18:54] <Berlinia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc&feature=kp" target="_blank
[18:55] <Berlinia> this is going to clear all misunderstandings concerning naming
[18:55] <Berlinia> Holland/Netherlands etc etc
[19:08] <Windofwinter> where are you from berilinia
[19:09] <Windofwinter> berlinia. spelled it wrong
[19:09] <Berlinia> Berilinia
[19:09] <Berlinia> damn xD
[19:09] <Berilinia> I am 50% Dutch, and 50% Greek
[19:09] <Berilinia> Lived in greece for 15 years and 3 years in holland now :P
[19:12] <@Kver_> it must be soul destroying to write a book like this
[19:12] * Kver_ is now known as Kver
[19:12] <@Kver> at least it is soul destroying to read
[19:12] <Windofwinter> north holland or south holland?
[19:12] <@Kver> sick burn
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:17 pm

Godverdomme :P
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:19 pm

[16:22] <@Akraen> I can work anytime I want, I'm salary with no real rules
[16:22] <@Akraen> but traffic is so bad here
[16:23] <@Akraen> europeans don't understand what it's like to have 0 pubic transit
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Kver Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:20 pm

[16:22] <@Akraen> I can work anytime I want, I'm salary with no real rules
[16:22] <@Akraen> but traffic is so bad here
[16:23] <@Akraen> europeans don't understand what it's like to have 0 pubic transit
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The speed with which you managed to collect this quote is a testament to the necessity of this thread.
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Windofwinter Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:22 pm

I just tried explaining this conversation to my girlfriend. No dice lol she just stares blankly at me, like what the deuce!

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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:25 pm

I had it on my IV signature!
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Akraen Sun Jun 01, 2014 7:51 pm

EU is all about the pubic transit
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:03 am

[00:52] <Windofwinter> i told my gf one time that id raid her drawers after asking what the drop rate on her pants were.
[00:53] <@Kver> eh
[00:53] <@Kver> after she told me what the drop rate on her pants were I went and looted her

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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Mon Jun 02, 2014 8:41 pm

[18:02] <@Akraen> Girl approached me at a Kildare's in Philly once. I bought her a drink. She was pretty flirty, after her drink she asked how long I was staying. I said until I had my fill of Guiness. She laughed, then asked what I thought of her. I told her she seemed low-ish intelligence, maybe works in a call center based off her short clauses and desire to fill
[18:02] <@Akraen> dead air in conversation, said she seemed pretty nice but probably no real depth.
[18:02] <@Akraen> What was odd is she seemed to like how I spoke to her. But that wasn't what I wanted.
[18:03] <@Akraen> So I asked her if she played Dungeons and Dragons. That got rid of her.

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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby durrtygoodz Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:52 pm

11:50 AM <•Kver> "No, ladies, you won't get a pic of me wearing it. That'd be all over the internet before I could stop it."
11:50 AM <•Kver> I'd be more concerned for certain men
11:51 AM <•Akraen> meh I fuck with them all the time
11:51 AM <•Kver> you fuck men all the time?
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Kver Wed Jun 04, 2014 2:05 pm

[14:01] <@Kver> that mage not having spell haste
[14:01] <@Kver> because their hunter needs a pet that matches their transmog
[14:01] <@Kver> I would DESTROY that hunter
[14:03] <Sarm> The two paladins in my group are kinda bad about remembering to rebuff after wipes, so another group member, who doesn't have a mic, always makes Microsoft Mary shout "buff me you shithead paladins yolo".
[14:03] <@Kver> lol
[14:04] <winst> maybe a global passes before i rebuff someone getting combat ressed mid fight
[14:04] <winst> and neither of our two paladins or our druid EVER buff stats before a fight
[14:04] <@Kver> we have like 3 shamans
[14:04] <winst> makes me fucking head-desk
[14:04] <@Kver> all stoically buffing mastery right away
[14:04] <@Kver> whilst we have a shaman
[14:04] <@Kver> and then refuse to buff stats
[14:04] <Sarm> In Norushen, when he'd grab the gold orb, Microsoft Mary would go "I went down, also I went down on your mother last night".
[14:05] <Sarm> I want him to do every mechanic just to hear what Mary has to say about it.
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Pahonix Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:23 pm

7:44:37 AM <@Kver> I don't speak dutch english
7:44:45 AM <@Kver> according to MIT I speak black english
7:44:45 AM <@Akraen> sure you do mr. prepositions
7:45:02 AM <@Kver> I took that silly test
7:45:04 AM <@Kver> says I speak ebonics
7:45:05 AM <@Kver> no joke
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Soggs Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:46 pm

[18:44:34] <Sarm> [...] I don't like putting anything in my mouth that I don't intend to swallow.
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Kver Wed Jun 04, 2014 6:47 pm

[18:45] <@Dutchmagoz> When you're eating, your brain thinks you're in a safe environment, because you couldn't possibly be in danger while eating. So you become less anxious, thus more focused. Chewing gum simulates the same effect as eating
[18:46] <@Akraen> Are you sure that's true, Dutch?
[18:46] <@Akraen> Most predators constantly look around while eating.
[18:46] <@Akraen> I do, too.
[18:46] <Methusula> Sounds totally legit
[18:46] <@Akraen> And I have to have my back to the wall.
[18:46] <@Akraen> People say I'm weird.
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Windofwinter Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:57 pm

<Sarm> I still feel that FFB has no graphical place left in the class anymore. Better to just give level 1 mages fireball or frostbolt, and turn FFB into an actual frost-only look to it.
[10:50] <Windofwinter> if they gave it back to frost i wonder if that would help
[10:51] <Sarm> Put a snare on fireball.
[10:51] <Frosted> that would be silly
[10:51] <Frosted> the point of different specs is to be different
[10:51] <Frosted> not to have red, blue, and purple bolts of do the smae
[10:52] <Sarm> What's silly is to have a multi-element spell that has no support anymore for one of its original uses.
[10:52] <Frosted> It was always a fringe spell for fire
[10:52] <Frosted> ./shrug
[10:53] <Sarm> It just bugs me because I remember really looking forward to the spell because I wanted a viable fire/frost split build but it just fell flat.
[10:53] <Sarm> And now the only real reason it's still there anymore is as a proc for frost and a glyphable snare for fire.
[10:53] <+Soggs> frostfire bolt was born back, when hybrid builds were a thign
[10:54] <+Soggs> the way it is kept now is actually ok
[10:54] <Windofwinter> what they should have done is allow BF proc to reduce cast time of BF by like .5 seconds. if you dont want it to be instant thats cool but make it feel worth it
[10:54]<Sarm> It's like a shriveled little bit of appendage that's not really being used anymore.
[10:55] <Windofwinter> oh the jokes i could make

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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:03 pm

[18:54] <@Kver> I'm fine on meth*

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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Akraen Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:24 pm

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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:26 pm

[23:25] <Akraen> that's good, I hate pubes.. I don't know why people think it's weird to tidy up
[23:25] <Akraen> and women must be smooth
[23:25] <Berlinia> And they are quite inconvenient with your undergarments.
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:12 am

[00:10] <Chaotic> lmao
[00:10] <Chaotic> gotta love pornhub
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Re: The hilarious IRC quote topic

Unread postby Berlinia Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:17 pm

[18:16] <Chaotic> wtf
[18:16] <Chaotic> how do you not know
[18:16] <Chaotic> that just makes me want to slap a baby

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