The hilarious IRC quote topic

[Komma]

Jul 22 17:43:07 <Teo> i did the math, and i think it's the axe that should be swinging the gnome, not the opposite

[nathyiel]

MDR.
I'm pretty sure that the 4-gnome's-meat pizza would finish here. Sad I haven't saved it.

[nathyiel]

[15:47] <@Akraen> I want a glyph that changes comet storm to call polymorphed creatures out of the sky
[15:47] <@Akraen> I want to pvp with it and hit players with cows and sheep

[nathyiel]

[16:32] <@Kver> my first objective is to sober up and get rid of my headache

[Kver]

[17:52] <@Akraen> http://io9.com/three-timelines-of-slang ... socialflow" target="_blank
[17:52] <@Akraen> be amongst the parsley
[17:52] <@Akraen> work the dumb oracle
[17:52] <@Akraen> this is the best
[17:52] <@Kver> lol
[17:52] <@Kver>
[17:53] <@Kver> buggeranto
[17:53] <@Kver> huea
[17:54] <OmeletteSarmage> Flock of geese coming out one's backside.
[17:54] <@Kver> that from bodily fluid chart?
[17:54] <@Kver> 'bring on the china'
[17:54] <@Kver> hahaha
[17:55] <@Kver> how do people even think that stuff up
[17:55] <OmeletteSarmage> lmao
[17:55] <OmeletteSarmage> Navigate the windward passage
[17:55] <@Kver> lol
[17:55] <@Kver>
[17:57] <@Kver> trying to eat my dinner
[17:57] <@Kver> but feeling sick halfway through
[17:57] <@Kver> sigh
[17:59] <OmeletteSarmage> Oh I though those were more references.

[Kver]

[20:41] <ItsaMeSarmio> Raid leader wants someone to suck up agi mail. Anybody have any experience on enhancement shamans? Are they fun?
[20:41] <ItsaMeSarmio> Wait, shit. I don't want to do the legendary quest.

[Komma]

<Komma> Dutch, I feel like everyone just overlooked my post, lol
<Dutchmagoz> the pandemic one?
<Dutchmagoz> on bnet forums?
<Dutchmagoz> @komma
<Komma> nah, the MMO-C ones
<Dutchmagoz> you didnt call them out enough
<Dutchmagoz> :SD
<Dutchmagoz> :d
<Komma> probably
<Komma> "YOU ASSHOLES ARE ALL WRONG"
<Komma> "LISTEN TO THIS WORD OF GOD"
<Dutchmagoz> You need to learn how to speak MMOC.
<Dutchmagoz>

[Komma]

<Dutchmagoz> you know how we split spoils?
<Dutchmagoz> a to f goes to one side
<Dutchmagoz> g+ to the other
<Dutchmagoz> and a to f still usually has more people
<Komma> errr
<Komma> never thought of the K-starting name thing, but now that you mention it..
<Komma> and wtf, Dutch
<Komma> what kind of split is that?
<Dutchmagoz> somehow our entire guild has names in the first halve lol
<Dutchmagoz> of the alphabet
<Dutchmagoz> obviously we still split healers/tanks normally
<Komma> you're all Dutch
<Dutchmagoz> just dps that way
<Komma> it's like Dutchwarr
<Komma> Dutchmagoz
<Komma> Dutchpriest
<Komma> Dutchstab
<Komma> so you all end up on the same side
<Dutchmagoz> what
<Komma> makes perfect sense, I bet
<Dutchmagoz> how did you find that chars?
<Niphyr> Why "magoz" ?
<Dutchmagoz> those*
<Komma> I dunno, ask the man himself, Niphyr
<Niphyr> Also, my guess is stalking
<Komma> wait what?
<Dutchmagoz> Those are all my alts
<Komma> those actually exist?
<Dutchmagoz> so that's not the guild
<Komma> WTF?
<Komma> are you serious
<Niphyr> o.o
<Dutchmagoz> i have like 2 alts with normal names
<Komma> I like, totally just randomly shit those names out
<Dutchmagoz> you did?
<Turkeyburger> LOL
<Komma> it took exactly the amount of time you saw me typing
<Komma> to run those up
<Dutchmagoz> wtf

[nathyiel]

[14:59] <@Akraen> every time is coffee time
[14:59] <@Akraen> ocarina of coffee time
[14:59] <@Akraen> spacetime is coffeetime
[15:03] <@Soggs> damn it komma is a sleep and frost is somewhere stuck on an airport :/

[nathyiel]

[17:57] <Berlinia> you might wanna use the flute
[17:57] <Berlinia> don't know if it will work though
[17:58] <durrtygoodz> Berlinia uses the Poké flute on the sleeping Komma
[17:58] <durrtygoodz> The sleeping Komma awakens!
[17:58] <durrtygoodz> The sleeping Komma attacks!
[17:58] <Berlinia> PLEASE LORD MAKE KOMMA WAKE UP NOW ITS GONNA BE HILARIOUS

[nathyiel]

[20:08] <Komma> 404 context not found!

[Akraen]

it's hilarious to me

[Soggs]

[03:40:41] <Sarmtharion> Here's a story, of a Sir MGT. Who was bringing in 3 well known mage posters. All of them proving ground gold, like the modder, and all theorycrafters.
[03:41:34] <Sarmtharion> Here's a story, of a man named Durrty. Who was inviting some mages on his own. They were 3 specs, farming all together. But they were all alone.
[03:42:29] <Sarmtharion> 'Till the one day that MGT met this Durrty, and they all knew that was much more than a hunch. That these groups, would join in the IRC. That's the way we all became the Magey Bunch.
[03:42:58] <Sarmtharion> And then Akraen's scowling face pops up in the middle.

[Kver]

Can that be our creation myth please.

[durrtygoodz]

Frenchies gunna french.

[Soggs]

[19:10:39] <Komma> uh
[19:10:45] <Komma> gitignite is global

This komma is on fire.

[nathyiel]

Chev: Sorry, it has been a busy day and I have had to ignore you 95% of the time, hopefully I will have more time to follow the goings on of the channel tomorrow. Later all
Akraen: nope
Akraen: I ignored you more
Akraen: 95.1%

[Akraen]

durrtygoodz

im so annoyed barrowman wasn't in the 50th

he's the best character from the reboot

@Akraen

I really do agree

he's also one of a couple guys I'd allow have his way with me

durrtygoodz

i can picture that

you're a definite bottom

@Akraen

to barrowman, hell yes

durrtygoodz

it wouldnt work between me and him because we're both tops

@Akraen

he'd dominate you he's john barrowman

he'd dominate everyone in this channel

[Berlinia]

[17:21] <Berlinia> female humans look so terribly ugly
[17:26] <@Akraen> especially once they're middle aged and put on some weight
[17:26] <@Akraen> by then I'm going to just occupy myself with a mirror I think
[17:26] <@Akraen> OH IN GAME

[nathyiel]

(11:44:50) Nathyiel: back
(11:45:22) Niphyr: front!
(11:47:45) Chev: Side
(11:47:58) KuniZyrekai: Top